[00:00:32] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <LichMaster98> Do it :flippingeyes:
[01:47:57] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <NotAracham> Oh dear lord the replies. 🙄
[01:48:38] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <NotAracham> But yeah, glad they're moving towards a (reasonably priced) developer model to tamp down their absolutely insane burn rate.
[02:54:39] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> a chatgpt plus sounds good
[04:21:48] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <BWM> that actually sounds like a great idea
[04:23:32] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <BWM> ngl
[04:30:58] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> so you download some kind of foss alternative to zendesk
[04:31:03] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> deploy it at plus.miraheze.org
[04:31:31] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> then you charge companies, governments, etc. for access to plus.miraheze.org
[04:31:41] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> say its the "premium support"
[04:32:20] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> like priority customer support for "enterprise customers" or something like that
[04:32:41] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> maybe you have members of SRE reply to tickets or get forwarded tickets from there
[04:33:16] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> and then you also say that plus.miraheze.org is managed by professionals who've signed an NDA with miraheze and something like that
[04:33:29] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> and that its fully HIPPA, GDPR, and COPPA compliant
[04:34:47] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> and that it uses AES encryption at rest and explain how AES encryption is approved for use with military secrets
[04:35:49] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> and then find some quotes from people praising some specific feature with miraheze that sounds like it would make good profits and slap that onto there too
[04:36:09] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> and then make up some numbers to make it sound good (the RIAA and MPAA should give you an idea of how to do this)
[05:26:05] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <BWM> uhuh
[05:26:30] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <BWM> https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759
[05:26:31] <MirahezeBot>	 [url] Pedro Monkey Puppet GIF - Pedro Monkey Puppet Meme - Discover & Share GIFs | tenor.com
[05:28:24] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <LichMaster98> I prefer this simple 3 step plan:
[05:28:24] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <LichMaster98> 1) Release Miraheze+
[05:28:26] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <LichMaster98> 2) ????
[05:28:27] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <LichMaster98> 3) Generate a non-Profit amount of revenue (Miraheze is a registered non-profit after all)
[05:30:25] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> of course
[05:30:31] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> step 2 can be filled in with my ideas above
[05:30:38] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> sounds flawless right?
[05:31:46] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> maybe also say that it uses salted bcrypt hashing, a complex cryptographic measure to protect passwords recommended by industry leaders in security
[06:26:18] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <BWM> hah
[06:30:15] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> lmao
[18:14:26] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Agent> https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621026986784337922
[18:14:26] <MirahezeBot>	 [Twitter] Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev): Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵 | 15175 RTs | 12747 ♥s | Posted: 2023-02-02 - 06:05:25UTC
[18:14:27] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Agent> ugh
[18:14:36] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Agent> @MirahezeStatus is going to break :waaa:
[18:14:45] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Agent> Time to move to Mastodon
[18:22:31] <MacFan4000>	 hund.io doesn't support mastodon integrations yet afaik
[18:42:46] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Legroom> rest in pepperoni
[20:38:30] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Reception123> Elon Musk checked his bank statement and needed money ASAP 😄
[21:23:40] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> indeed
[21:23:43] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> mastodon > twitter
[21:26:45] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1070817575723864194/490.png
[21:27:15] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Reception123> Double standards is his favorite way!
[21:28:13] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> indeed lmao
[21:30:36] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> oh also
[21:30:37] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1070818547263086632/image.png
[21:30:39] <mhbridgebot>	 [discord] <Colleiflower> lmfaoo