[00:53:07] i check #translatewiki on irc and see `[NOTICE] [07-Aug-2024 00:47:41 UTC] PHP Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 9 seconds exceeded in ?!?!? on line 595` [00:53:32] ?!?!? is some banger code [01:00:17] Translate wiki take forever to add something as a project [01:00:21] Winding me up [01:36:31] lmao [01:36:34] ?!?!? [01:39:02] MediaWiki moment: ?!?!? [01:39:09] i only every see errors [02:18:02] "Time is not running out but we can all give ourselves the push by pretending that it is." [02:18:31] -https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/User:Trig_Jegman [03:51:20] Calm down about Poland balls man [04:05:48] .#miraheze IRC? At this time of year, at this time of day, localized, entirely within your device... It's really dull. [05:00:12] Interrobanger code, even [06:35:51] Morning 👋🏼😴 [11:50:57] terminal m at charles de gaul has no currency wxchanges 😭 [11:52:45] oh no [11:54:36] i wanted to buy a little parish plushy but ill just get one off of ebay [11:55:03] Anyone here (besides @theresnotime ) going to Wikimania? [11:55:13] Argh, sorry for you [11:57:13] If I was in Paris I could maybe help you but i'm too far. [11:57:39] You’re in Paris? My condolences [11:58:25] its not awful surprisingly [11:58:36] best airport wifi bu far [11:58:44] 90km [11:58:51] wonder if that could work as a quip [11:59:44] they have playstation stands with fifa 25 👀 [12:00:31] WTF, that's clearly not normal, I bet they did that just for the Olympics, usually there isn't that kind of stuff [12:01:07] oh of course things get nicer on olympics, always everywhere lol [12:01:13] To be honest they fooled a lot of people with those Olympics, it looks great everywhere but they most covered it with paint, [12:01:18] Claire most things I say are quibable [12:01:39] yeah but i'm not sure if it's a good quip or not [12:01:40] the disaster that was russian winter olympics, yuk [12:01:41] Probably did the same with the previous ones [12:01:49] Don’t doubt they did that with Rio [12:03:10] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1270713847728050176/PXL_20240807_065912267.MP.jpg?ex=66b4b3fe&is=66b3627e&hm=1f3bdb3fad31b96244d03a6e976cacf68a6fac0b9ebf03c21ae5fdbec44b180b& [12:04:11] I already saw that photo twice on fedi lol [12:04:23] Take some more! [12:04:30] But enjoy mate [12:06:42] True but here it felt so wrong to be the host country and seeing it, in the metro they were covering the rusted areas with paint, even the Eiffel Tower is due of several life threatening maintenance. Oh and just for the occasion they quadrupled the metro ticket prices.. [12:06:51] i took a grand total of seven pictures in the past month [12:06:53] is that normal? [12:07:07] Quadruple???? [12:07:11] Typical French [12:07:30] At best [12:07:51] You live there? [12:08:10] I also heard about four figures tickets for the Olympics. [12:08:35] who'd pay >=$1000 for a ticket? [12:08:36] No but I had planned to try to come to see parts of it but the tickets were mind blowing. [12:08:39] Yeeeeesh [12:08:50] Evidently there’re out there [12:09:06] @theresnotime how much is a Wikimania ticket [12:09:10] For some seats for the games yeah [12:09:15] in general or this event [12:10:43] [1/2] If this is correct [12:10:43] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1270715747542241351/image0.jpg?ex=66b4b5c2&is=66b36442&hm=5fb9a9d25eae6819e8269a1774e6bbde37f3421925facf744da3dc824989cc72& [12:11:07] Yup [12:11:18] confirmed on wiki [12:11:18] yeah it's correct [12:11:22] why'd you use ai for that though [12:11:39] Not usre [12:11:53] also why is my brain so good at remembering random stuff [12:11:54] Wanted to test if it could get it right [12:12:10] https://tenor.com/view/agents-of-shield-marvel-enoch-chronicom-not-personal-gif-23068117 [12:12:25] like, i remember a whale saying "I fucking love air conditioning" like several years ago [12:12:40] Huh [12:12:57] Also I like the animation:< [12:13:00] (context if it isn't obvious: i'm referring to a game) [12:13:04] [1/2] "Welcome to my life..." [12:13:04] [2/2] -# Carter from Stargate SG1 Season 5 [12:13:12] fun fact, that's the only swear in the entirety of the game [12:14:23] But yeah if I was offered a free ticket to the Olympics or Wikimania and I could go without extraneous circumstances [12:14:26] No fucking question [12:14:54] ...do they prevent resale? [12:15:04] Wikimania? [12:15:08] olympics [12:15:18] No idea [12:15:23] personally i have negative interest in sports n stuff, so i wonder if i could sell the olympics ticket and pay for wikimania lol [12:16:01] Also "fun" thing, if you were to have a child prior to have bought a ticket you had to buy an additional ticket for said child.. [12:16:13] Nope https://tickets.paris2024.org/faq/en_en/category/competitions/how-can-i-buy-tickets-on-the-official-paris-2024-resale-platform/ [12:16:17] LMAO [12:16:27] That's how some noticed that some tickets went in four numbers.. [12:16:44] I probably won’t be able to go to Wikimania for a few years [12:16:44] But [12:16:46] why is an information page redirect looping for me [12:16:59] There is a smaller conference here in NA [12:17:17] WikiConfrence North America [12:17:30] did i just speedrun getting blocked by tickets.paris2024.org [12:17:41] Which I think has a chance of being in NYC next year [12:17:44] 🤣 [12:17:46] If so gonna try and go [12:17:57] https://files.catbox.moe/2n58lq.png [12:18:01] Someone play the price is right congratulations sound effects [12:18:01] https://web.archive.org/web/20240706160716/https://tickets.paris2024.org/faq/en_en/category/competitions/how-can-i-buy-tickets-on-the-official-paris-2024-resale-platform/ [12:18:11] at least WBM works here [12:22:36] i wanted to look up temporary directories on linux [12:22:41] i started my search query with mediawiki [12:23:11] Muscle memory [12:24:20] i wonder how long i've been editing on the rainverse wiki [12:24:39] four months apparently [12:25:44] I need a GPS... I got lost in my thoughts.. [12:26:12] Not sure that’s how it works [12:26:26] Me neither.. 😔 [12:29:12] > [07/08/2024 22:25] I need a GPS... I got lost in my thoughts.. [12:29:15] to quote a wise person, [12:29:16] 😭 [12:29:18] CLAIRE [12:29:19] STAP BEING ME [12:32:09] decided to add testimonials to my fedi bio [12:32:18] what do you think :3 [12:33:44] Two words [12:33:50] 🤣 [12:34:26] ["Fuck", "yes"] [12:34:36] https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-doctor-strange-weird-but-ill-gif-22813116 [12:34:44] Maybe i should do that as well [12:34:49] It’s python syntax [12:35:21] Well i'm no reptile.. [12:35:59] Lmao [12:36:07] [[w:Python]] [12:36:07] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python [12:36:08]

[12:36:26] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_(programming_language) [12:37:16] i have experience in snaking :3 [12:37:18] snakeing? [12:37:22] i mean, i also snack [12:39:19] Life is a snack, and I'm just here for the snake. [12:40:32] Don't associate arrays with that horrible language! [12:41:07] php and lua having only associative arrays feels weird [12:41:42] Erm they’re called lists [12:41:49] lmao [12:42:08] In the real world that is an array [12:42:44] Nah uh [12:42:47] https://tenor.com/view/phighting-banhammer-phighting-roblox-roblox-gif-11076485715552752062 [12:42:58] Get banished to the microwave [12:42:58] if we want to be pedantic, then an array is a fixed-length contiguous area of memory dedicated to storing a type of data [12:43:14] unless if you use variable-length arrays... [12:43:36] and php and lua have hashmaps [12:43:54] Php does not have hashmaps [12:43:58] wait no, lua can store tables as keys... so i guess they're just maps [12:44:39] i'm probably slightly underqualified to be pedantic since i basically only learned these terms mainly from rust and c [12:45:39] Might be quirky and start accessing array elements with {} [12:45:52] Although only in php 7 😪 [12:46:05] what [12:46:42] somewhat related: i still can't get over php casting a boolean false into an empty string [12:46:50] In php 7 you can do $arr{key} which is equal to $arr[key] [12:51:42] How do I create a phorge issue again? [12:53:55] [[phorge:]] on the top there’s a drop down [12:53:55] https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/phorge: [12:53:56]

[12:54:31] I want to connect the miraheze relay bot, do I open a task? [12:54:42] Probably [13:36:56] @theresnotime do you know how many people use Edit Recovery on WM [13:43:42] [1/2] I’m not sure how to feel about thisright now [13:43:42] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1270739147912380468/image0.jpg?ex=66b4cb8e&is=66b37a0e&hm=a8ce498da0db6f059914031cbb0cd136c71f53c373a8e6f97972d4ab83657a8d& [13:44:36] https://tenor.com/view/uh-nevermind-then-nevermind-gif-14214319 [13:45:54] BlankEclair: should I be flattered or worried right now that this is your testimonials [13:46:17] :) [13:46:40] you're like the only one who i talk to casually the most to be honest [13:47:13] the second being average, another rainverse wiki editor [13:49:11] Basic courtesies demanded my society? Never heard of em [13:49:14] What js this [13:49:26] Pardon? [15:40:57] BlankEclair: want another quote? :3 [15:41:32] I'm kinda scared to see one more 👀 [16:25:46] What is BlankEclair? [16:30:13] [1/2] What is? 😭 [16:30:13] [2/2] She's a person [16:32:58] @ghaztliousmoths Ahhhhhh boh [16:33:18] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1270781830236340254/voice-message.ogg?ex=66b4f34e&is=66b3a1ce&hm=05e900103b0647c20cb8b5e25f4c48c836f2f50a6d2a2febb5487ab5e5bf6ba8& [16:48:12] [1/2] confessions: i still dont know what a return does 😭 [16:48:12] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1270785577222144032/image.png?ex=66b4f6cb&is=66b3a54b&hm=10c064a54df0504181b4df9ba00360eb7f0cfb6ba89a3e1fb01c5bdcd051d0df& [16:59:04] believe it or not it...returns [17:01:07] [1/11] ie say you have [17:01:07] [2/11] ```php [17:01:08] [3/11] public static function isEven( int $a ): bool { [17:01:08] [4/11] if ( $a % 2 === 0 ) { [17:01:08] [5/11] return true; [17:01:09] [6/11] } [17:01:09] [7/11] echo "the number is not even"; [17:01:09] [8/11] return false; [17:01:10] [9/11] } [17:01:10] [10/11] ``` [17:01:10] [11/11] Then if the number is even, it will return true and the echo statement will never be ran. [17:04:07] i think this also ties into me fundamentally not understanding functions so i just never name functions bc i never know the right way to call a function [17:05:03] bruh [17:05:10] depends what language reall [17:06:52] js in this case 😔 my js knowledge is just "move html things around" [17:07:26] i get lost the moment it leaves the realm of "thing i can see" [17:07:59] [1/7] JS is kinda ugly with functions as you just do the function name ie if you have [17:07:59] [2/7] ```js [17:07:59] [3/7] function AddTogether(a, b) { [17:08:00] [4/7] return a + b; [17:08:00] [5/7] } [17:08:00] [6/7] addTogether(5,4); // calls the function [17:08:01] [7/7] ``` [17:08:54] ohhhhh hmmmm [17:09:23] [1/6] but you can also just do it anon like so: [17:09:24] [2/6] ``` [17:09:24] [3/6] const 5Plus5 = function() { [17:09:24] [4/6] return 5 + 4; [17:09:25] [5/6] } [17:09:25] [6/6] ``` [17:09:27] which is nice but really ugly [17:10:43] [1/7] and then you dive down a rabbit hole of doing stuff like [17:10:44] [2/7] ```js [17:10:44] [3/7] setTimeout( function () { [17:10:44] [4/7] console.log("HI"); [17:10:44] [5/7] }, 1000); [17:10:45] [6/7] ``` [17:10:45] [7/7] which is a function inside of another function [17:10:45] fun. [17:11:31] 😰 [17:12:24] ah thats like a promise right thats what started the conversation that alerted my friend of me not knowing returns lmao [17:13:34] That gives me even less wish to try understand it, even less to try to of the scripts work again 👀 [17:13:46] Promise is a whole other kettle of fish heh [17:14:59] im so sad bc i would love to .then() everything. but then i have to actually learn what a promise is first [17:19:07] Promises are nice if you have some later code that relies on the response from code that ran earlier but might not have been fulfilled yet [17:25:59] [1/2] Got to do an interview with the wellbeing researcher for Kinder World [17:26:00] [2/2] Was a really nice experience ^^ [17:26:11] ooooo [17:27:18] [1/2] Got a nice lil sneak peek into what the devs are thinking of adding to the game [17:27:19] [2/2] And honestly would be bonkers if the specific idea I had got into the game [17:28:10] aww that's so cool [17:30:12] There was also a discussion of the general ideas/features that players wanted, and it was nice thinking about how it would benefit me/players if it was included [17:32:09] So ye, I can't wait to see what the devs do with the feedback [17:35:03]