[02:50:44] [1/3] I'll help the first 10 people interested on how to  start earning $100k or more within a week, but you will reimburse me 10% of your profits when you receive it. Note: only interested people should send  a friend request or send me a dm! ask me (HOW) via Telegram username @mark_brian81 [02:50:44] [2/3] ‎ [02:50:44] [3/3] ‎Or message me via telegram link in my BIO [08:29:37] miraheze volunteer application looks crazy [08:29:53] frfr [08:29:59] i had to fill this out [08:32:04] [1/2] i diagnose you with terminally online [08:32:04] [2/2] complementary blåhajar are available upon request [08:33:18] woa [08:33:20] how many [08:33:22] any? [08:42:15] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1372856660971749396/MOREEE_blahaj_shark_plushie_Folloe_is_for_more_daily_updates.mp4?ex=68284be6&is=6826fa66&hm=68a83da756a123843bb64e5ae7897228e61c41e5027c869389e2c81f406d88a8& [08:49:46] OMG [08:50:21] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1372858702326923364/Being_Karen_5_-_Shark_Queen_by_MiserlyArt_on_twitter_post_1744519568259748022.jpg?ex=68284dcd&is=6826fc4d&hm=721a0c85a03d9afc0c02897a62d8cdd3d441262d4a7744360730b6af48088405& [09:17:48] I'm finally done with all my final exams:BF_SuperHappyExplorer: [09:18:27] I would post this on fedi [09:18:46] however, I would then have to write alt text for it and it is 2 am and I am very tired [09:19:07] also I think I hear a velociraptor [09:19:42] http://bluepixelcomputing.com:8141/fedi/alt_text.htm [09:19:50] do not question the weird port [09:19:59] it is running on a minecraft server [09:20:52] maybe when I have like 10 minutes to spare I’ll sit down and post it [09:21:13] is fedi the new doom? of running it on the most random shit [09:21:41] I don’t even know if it’ll fit in the character limit, I might need to make it a thread :P [09:22:42] wouldn't even know what fedi instance to pick tbh, not that I am usually interested [09:23:17] [1/5] Post by alice! 🍉 (@tinysquasg.bsky.social): [09:23:17] [2/5] US Military to Prohibit Boys Who Have Seen The Princess Diaries from Serving [09:23:17] [3/5] Reskeet of Brooke Migdon (@bmigdon.sky.social): [09:23:18] [4/5] The Defense Department will begin screening troops for gender dysphoria during routine and periodic medical check-ups as it looks to remove transgender people from serving, according to a new memo: [09:23:18] [5/5] media.defense.gov/2025/May/15/... [09:24:20] time to hijack mh server resources to make a mh instance [09:24:28] gotta pick the software first lol [09:24:38] https://rainverse.wiki/@quotes [09:25:19] most recent quote is about fish, should i be afraid [09:25:29] yes [09:25:32] yes [09:25:56] I was going to link to that post from a fedi instance on an official Discord domain [09:25:58] but alas [09:26:04] could not find it [09:26:25] mood [09:26:35] actually [09:27:01] probably straight masta and not bluesky [09:27:02] i think you can host an instance on mh [09:27:23] there’s a plethora of .arpa posts to choose from [09:27:42] including one running on a country’s .arpa domain that the name server domains expired for [09:27:50] /.well-known/webfinger (iirc) -> /wiki/.well-known/webfinger -> redirect to something that serves static html [09:28:02] ggwp [09:28:27] I know there’s an extension that lets you serve stuff with a content type [09:28:38] not sure entirely if that would work though [09:28:42] all right gotta go [09:28:45] i'd recommend catgirl.center if you're a cat and/or a girl, but it's sharkey [09:28:56] alternyatively, catgirl.cloud [09:29:11] my iPad is at 5% and it holds 42% of its original capacity [09:29:15] so uh [09:29:19] catboy representation where?? [09:29:25] not gonna be here long if I don’t charge it [09:29:46] oh also the charger port’s broken [09:29:48] i know there's one [09:29:52] lem'e find it [09:29:55] so I need to charge it at a specific angle [09:30:03] I shall get both replaced soon™️ [09:30:05] broken or full of shit [09:30:09] prob sometime this week or next [09:30:26] door number 2, then in resolving that I made it door number 1 [09:30:37] WHAT [09:30:39] turns out those pins are super fragile [09:30:45] https://fedi.catboy.agency/ [09:30:56] i love pins [09:31:31] [1/3] I got my bootleg iPhone to receive a text via my home cooked cell network [09:31:32] [2/3] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1372869063352516608/IMG_7691.jpg?ex=68285773&is=682705f3&hm=d6f78c7d866ea7c1879566546c67a05d387780c57fca25fdb1f834e73bf6379b& [09:31:32] [3/3] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1372869063948369960/IMG_7697.jpg?ex=68285773&is=682705f3&hm=9b7d516340939f503768d6efdac0c48427072572f1c8dc3137f19886af627c36& [09:31:37] I have not figured out data yet [09:31:48] crazy [09:31:49] you made a fucking CELL NETWORK? [09:31:53] based [09:31:55] and respect [09:32:12] average "i was bored" ahh project [09:32:17] always the most impressive shit [09:32:21] ifkr? [09:32:26] it’s pretty easy actually [09:32:40] I just ran openBTS which lets you run your own little cell network [09:32:56] you can even get a premade image [09:32:59] i should do that at school [09:33:29] works best on a very specific era of computers, hence the 4:3 monitor and compaq from 2010 [09:33:43] [1/2] data woes [09:33:44] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1372869616627355720/IMG_7694.jpg?ex=682857f7&is=68270677&hm=25f268984d2874979d5236c39ecebcb28eb688a4ba5ca5fc021793ef5ad95b0c& [09:34:01] so no internet connection for it just yet [09:34:09] talking to some people who are smarter than me [09:34:09] mobile dialup [09:34:15] you wouldn't download a mobile network [09:34:16] hopefully they can get it sorted [09:34:43] those “failed tbf” messages you see are just [09:35:03] packets that it Didn’t Like™️ and I’m trying to figure out why they didn’t go through [09:35:19] anyways I must bed [09:35:22] good night chat [09:36:16] nini~ [09:36:21] one last thing [09:36:26] meow? [09:37:05] here is another “I was bored” project https://youtu.be/Ix7Bwq1Fn64?si=teI4pq9l8xXf-i6D https://youtu.be/vWGTnL00h_U?si=dKBK1RLrC28x5Fxf [11:38:18] See we're currently at 940k [11:38:42] It's really not that far [11:38:54] i think the gay summoning spell might've worked [11:39:09] can we do that for stop killing games now [11:42:11] Huh I'm not sure I signed this one [12:35:42] [1/2] the spell: [12:35:42] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1372915410625888316/1747398935179.jpg?ex=6828829d&is=6827311d&hm=d548cf8cdc586926031ea42f8a01cd5b43791382389d8f86784b4f1b38f12f8b& [12:35:58] [1/2] me learning it: [12:35:59] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1372915481777934496/1747398949380.jpg?ex=682882ae&is=6827312e&hm=9c83f52644a98933d4ad4d34e26db33c0b842ac20163b7f5c8a5358bc20081ef& [12:40:59] [1/2] what do you even do with a trigonometric circle [12:41:00] [2/2] bonus challenge: where do you use this in real life™️ [12:42:27] i rederive the trig circle tbh [12:43:01] [1/5] sin(0) = 0 [12:43:02] [2/5] sin(pi/2) = 1 [12:43:02] [3/5] sin(pi/4) = sqrt(2)/2 [12:43:02] [4/5] sin(pi/6) = 1/2 [12:43:03] [5/5] sin(pi/3) = sqrt(3)/2 [12:43:34] Kind of useful when I can't remember my trig identities and am stuck on my exam [12:43:36] [1/3] sin(pi - x) = sin(x) [12:43:36] [2/3] sin(pi + x) = -sin(x) [12:43:37] [3/3] sin(-x) = -sin(x) [12:43:50] wait no [12:43:56] i derive the symmetry rules from the unit circle x3 [12:44:15] [1/2] sry i forgor to add [12:44:15] [2/2] explain like im 5 [12:44:44] i haven't done anything harder than 5th grade math for wayyyy too long [12:44:56] if you have one quadrant of the circle, you can basically replicate the other quadrants with a couple magic rules [12:45:09] ngl, i'm too lazy to teach trig lol [12:45:15] fair LOL [12:45:26] and my explanation would involve drawing on the unit circle [12:45:28] so y'know :p [12:45:43] cirmcl [12:45:49] UwUnit [12:46:37] Yeah the unit circle is the easiest way to visualise a lot of the properties of trigonometry, so explaining without having one to draw on is kinda hard [12:46:47] i wish they yassified math so at least it wouldn't be dull to look at [12:47:24] business idea for tiktok brainrot creators [12:49:32] I would love to, I'm so bored rn [12:49:37] My teacher isn't even good [12:50:28] shoutout to the best teachers but who unfortunately happen to be boring as hell [12:50:58] MOOD [12:52:23] [1/2] > bonus challenge: where do you use this in real life™️ [12:52:23] [2/2] when your local city council wants to request year 12 students from your school to write a function that carves out the ground for a swimming pool as optimally as possible [12:52:28] /hj [12:53:19] real [12:53:54] wait until it gets to the actual digging when some chad with an excavator does it by eye [16:20:50] https://store.steampowered.com/app/448290/Nefarious [19:41:36] We're above the threshold for now [19:41:47] Hoping there's not too much invalid signatures [19:51:12] last minute clutch is real [19:51:38] france just carying the thing [19:52:42] aint the organizer french [19:52:45] ye [19:54:32] nothing like the french protesting [19:55:45] or initiative-ing, in this case ig [19:57:02] yeah i think that's the better option tbf [19:57:35] like we have to protest bc there's not really any way to protest againt gov. policies once they are elected [19:57:54] we lack some sort of control mechanism in my opinion [19:58:10] (and last election result were.. a mess) [19:59:24] absolutely, suffering until the next (awful) elections wont fix the problem [19:59:59] i mean protesting doesn't really work either [20:00:22] at least its harder to ignore [20:00:26] yes [20:00:57] but this president has been really good at ignoring any thing the people said [20:02:56] oh i should delve into french politics at one point [20:03:16] all i know is that at least in international relations he aint that bad [20:03:43] he is doing alright i guess [20:03:58] but in domestic policy he is being really hated lmao [20:04:50] [1/2] 26% of ppl think he is a good president [20:04:50] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1373028439526866944/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7.png?ex=6828ebe1&is=68279a61&hm=fbbb7708491c222093c6317792b26875c5b7966ff908baaf2675078c1be4079b& [20:04:56] LOL [20:05:06] seems very popular yeah [20:06:03] the prime minister is at 27% [20:06:50] has to be one of the governments of all time [20:07:12] i'm really surprised it has not falled earlier tbh [20:08:18] well not really, i didn't trust the "partie socialiste" to not betray the left alliance [20:09:13] but yeah with our system and the current composition of the national assembly it's going to be a fun ride for the next years [20:09:54] It's not even technically a prime minister from the presidential party [20:10:10] i mean there were allied [20:10:23] so it's kinda the same politic [20:10:51] but he was force to chose outside his party [20:12:51] sounds very fun [20:14:29] it's a minority government as well? oh no [20:16:34] and I thought that the new german chancellor having an approvement of 32% was bad... [20:19:51] [1/2] The perfect wiki doesn't exist- [20:19:52] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1373032212248924160/image.png?ex=6828ef65&is=68279de5&hm=4241bc89b9963bf8a2572b16ae2ebbed6b7ffbc97da3c8d9926180e3e473f7ab& [20:31:26] wow! [20:35:09] that's cool, how did you achieve the 3d effect on the sidebar? [20:35:29] It’s not my wiki, it’s the Tardis Dr who wiki [20:36:18] ah [20:36:45] timeless moment [20:41:52] I remember forking that wiki, stress [20:42:28] I remember their database is like 80 gigs or something lmao [20:43:43] man [21:25:51] Tardis Wiki is something else. [22:26:45] I remember some wikis having images with gigantic size that set old MH's server on fire [22:27:25] Well luckily they didn't update the image so it doesn't stress the server much [22:28:29] I wonder if someone unfortunate enough to view the original image and either set their phone on fire or steal all the bandwidth [22:28:33] 👀 [22:50:34] @pixldev https://www.ikea.com/de/en/p/blavingad-towel-with-hood-shark-shaped-blue-grey-90528441/ [23:08:11] Oh my dear god.. [23:08:46] Be the blahaj you want to see in the world. [23:40:43] okay [23:40:54] they knew FULL WELL what they were doing here and I love it [23:41:03] ikr?? [23:43:56] all right [23:44:03] time to go viral on the Fediverse [23:44:28] https://mastodon.social/@GroupNebula563/114520156481707290 [23:44:37] this is how, right [23:52:12] this appears to be how [23:52:38] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1373085769216036916/IMG_7699.png?ex=68292146&is=6827cfc6&hm=eb89718df8ef3f81672bbb10fd60e1a4dcb5b6b31e48db731756a893fb7ddd85&