[00:00:06] did you click a bunch of random numbers like a cat [00:07:33] you slept like a baby [00:10:47] correct! [00:11:09] wheres my bajilion dollars [00:11:21] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1461875502209040557/Screenshot_20260117-071055.jpg?ex=696c2528&is=696ad3a8&hm=12956676e71c78178f40eee007600982e9e4a7f183a875f1f10486dd9b3c646d& [00:11:28] i'm feeling suicidal, so you can have my life- [00:12:30] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Value_of_life 7.5 million! hurray! /s [00:15:24] [1/3] In Australia, the value of a statistical life has been set at: [00:15:24] [2/3] AU$5.4 million (2023)[1] [00:15:24] [3/3] AU$235,000 per year (2023) [00:15:34] my life is worth 7 [00:16:07] Reminds me of _Three Days of Happiness_. [00:17:35] Just looked it up and the protagonist's life is worth 300,000 yen (less than $3,000), though if I explain it a bit more it'll be a spoiler. [00:17:54] what is that cyberpunk-ass life cost [00:19:40] It's based on the projected value of the remainder of one's life. So someone in a coma would have close to 0, but a talented artist/scientist/etc. would have a much higher estimate. [00:21:57] aren't comas temporary? [00:23:12] Oops. I meant to say in a vegetative state. [00:24:03] ah [00:24:10] jeez thats even more cyberpunky [00:24:11] yummy- [00:25:24] Yes/no/depends/all of the above [00:25:31] Oh, of course the US has a whole actuarial scale for different scenarios. We love quantifying human value. 😄 [00:26:23] $20 is $20 😂 I’ll be here all week [00:40:11] Hey, are you okay? Do you need a hug? [01:04:52] hey [01:04:58] you doing all right? /genq [01:37:29] 6 on the suicide scale [01:37:35] first thing i thought of today was suicide [01:41:35] is there anything I can do to help? [01:41:52] just know that you are an amazing person and we’re all here for you <3 [01:42:15] not unless you can pay AU$55,500/year [01:42:32] oh, is this a housing issue? [01:42:42] who the fuck is going to pay for university issue [01:42:57] ah [01:43:10] I’d put out a mutual aid post on fedi if I were you [01:43:24] the australian government ain't gonna be happy about that [01:44:11] or somehow give me hair [01:44:39] have you tried wigs? /genq [01:45:04] [1/4] it's either: [01:45:05] [2/4] * hair extensions: $200-300 on the store that undercuts its competitors (not sure if they're even quality) [01:45:05] [3/4] * quality wigs: at least $100, typically > $1,000 [01:45:05] [4/4] * party wigs: i guess i can give it a try?? [01:46:04] clothes aren't too much of an issue (she only got half of my stash) [01:46:15] nail polish is annoying, but it's only like $50 [01:46:24] I mean [01:46:32] party wigs are at least something [01:46:39] and like $5/ea [01:46:47] true [01:46:50] better than no hair [01:46:53] where to get them though... [01:47:10] not sure what wig prices are on aliexpress but I’m sure there are plenty there, party or otherwise [01:47:24] i want something that's not crap lol [01:47:34] and a good way of checking is putting it on [01:47:40] [1/2] but like [01:47:40] [2/2] where?? [01:52:09] are there any like [01:52:13] party supply stores nearby [01:52:17] or uh [01:52:21] dollar stores [01:52:22] it'd probably be nervoussssssssssssss [01:52:29] found https://old.reddit.com/r/transgenderau/comments/1i12x6p/looking_for_a_good_place_to_try_on_wigs_in/ tho [01:52:41] https://tenor.com/view/cheese-touch-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-troll-gif-25753490 [01:52:59] this is not the time [01:53:10] well that’s a good start at least [01:53:20] o hu [01:53:38] hi, i'm struggling with suicidal ideation <3 [01:54:09] Oh. [01:54:11] this is a bit shorter than my desired length: https://shinywaywigs.com.au/collections/premium-fashion-wigs/products/s203 [01:54:15] my deepest apologies [01:54:20] and this is a bit too long: https://shinywaywigs.com.au/collections/sale-1/products/ac210 [01:55:06] oh that’s pretty [01:55:41] wait until i send my selfies in here~ [01:55:54] (i'm trying my hardest to preserve the little bit of opsec though) [01:56:08] i’d go with the “bit too long” one [01:56:15] bc then you could at least trim it [01:56:16] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1461901906954944719/B9JLkSG_DJ4AkOCef5y7EfD-n2J5RaqT81Q6MPCpXwI.jpg?ex=696c3dbf&is=696aec3f&hm=285a0f3cbb644ec4d7b782d04f5cc33957fc42488359f41e7be87af636c2f51a& [01:56:24] NOT THE TIME [01:56:30] PLEASE READ THE ROOM EVERYONE [01:56:34] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> Nah [01:56:41] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> :steveokek: [01:56:46] ooh~ [01:56:53] that makes sense actually [01:57:11] always better to overcompensate than to undercompensate [01:57:30] plus if you have a bit extra then you can style it a bit more if you want [01:57:54] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> don't over comp the ensate [01:58:10] are you all right my uh [01:58:16] what are your pronouns? [01:58:22] entity [01:58:22] my being [01:58:25] my entity [01:58:39] but I digress [01:58:40] do you want me to DM pics of my hair pre-parents? [01:58:41] wigs [01:58:51] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> I'm a 38 year old guy, I'm from a different era [01:58:52] sure [01:58:54] go ahead [01:58:57] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> My pronouns are hi [01:59:36] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> gleep/glorp [02:06:01] nothing stopping you from cutting them, if youd like to do that [02:06:13] 🤣 [02:07:41] good idea actually [02:13:22] You’re never too old to get with the times [02:15:39] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> I might just be :whatDidYouJustSayToMe: [02:22:27] That’s sad. [04:09:04] https://archive.today/20260108161441/https://plnewscompass.org/6720/public-safety/prior-lake-woman-arrested-with-bag-of-drugs-labeled-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs/ [04:18:27] lmao [04:19:19] i mean at least she was honest in telling the cops about the shit in her car [04:32:24] militaries offer great benefits n shit but why does mine (which i may or may not plan to join) have to be booty butt cheeks [04:33:41] like man theres gotta be a reason the caf has retention issues [04:34:44] https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/military-retention-program-defunding-1.7536509 [05:02:39] https://laurent.le-brun.eu/blog/hitex-a-spam-factory-for-ai-generated-books [05:11:42] [1/2] @pskyechology 🎉 [05:11:42] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1461951092505055367/Screenshot_2026-01-17_at_00.10.40.png?ex=696c6b8e&is=696b1a0e&hm=ad41ca933d34863a3f5d3a4606a2f543b7023eec667b4520640a42ffcfb9e000& [05:11:52] happy birthday [05:26:37] @pskyechology [05:26:41] happy day of birth [05:37:51] The Skye truly is the limit [06:01:02] [1/2] alr celebrated her birthday in DMs, but i'll do it again [06:01:03] [2/2] happy first birthday that invovles you taking grey market drugs! 🎉 [07:44:56] Happy birthday! [07:47:30] thank you everyone <3 [08:25:42] [1/2] https://tildes.net/~comp/1s85/curl_will_end_its_bug_bounty_program_by_the_end_of_january_due_to_excessive_ai_generated_reports [08:25:42] [2/2] wtf [08:31:31] 😭 [10:54:51] I can imagine easily how bad it gets [10:55:03] We've been lucky to only get a handful of spammy sec reports [10:58:31] Also they still accept security reports [10:58:34] Just don't pay for them [10:58:38] We've never paid a bounty [11:28:34] @pskyechology happy birthday! [11:29:05] Tbh, I didn't like the decision of Wikipedia to sell data to LLMs [11:29:13] I mean the Wikimedia Foundation [11:32:18] thankies <3 [11:32:34] imo they would just get it anyway so might as well sell it [11:38:32] Five years ago, Chinese Wikipedia experienced a coup [11:38:36] WMF banishing Mainland editors [11:46:20] In practice, [[w:WP:NPOV]] is not guaranteed [11:46:20] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:NPOV [11:46:21]

[11:47:06] Consensuses, dominant viewpoint of each Wikipedia edition will compromise NPOV [14:49:39] I feel tired about editing Wikipedia [14:56:56] I was warned about reoccurring the same mistake back in Wikimedia Meta [16:15:28] https://tenor.com/view/idk-gif-15015579893799503755 [21:41:35] my first evil act as a discord moderator will be to have dyno answer every question with "link?" [21:41:42] im ngl wtf is that gif [21:50:42] It’s cool 3d [21:58:27] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562205832557887489/1429532826226659419/togif.gif [22:02:31] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> I'm old enough to remember when Wikipedia first came around in 2001. Was my first year of high school. [22:04:28] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> It's weird to see how structural it is now, with stuff like WP:ANI and the other notice boards. It's insane to me that people will write out goddamn essays about "this guy did this to me, and according to WP:BLAHBLAHBLAH that means blah blah blah" in these notice boards. Sometimes I read ANI at work just to see how sad other people's lives are [22:08:28] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol, replying to 11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> Coincidentally that was also the year when 9/11 happened. They ushered the entire school into the library to watch the news on this BIG old school TV that must've been over 40 inches wide. [22:09:40] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> The original version of that AdventureQuest "MMO" took over the library computers at lunch time, to the point the librarian had to block access to the site [22:11:14] I used to play AdverntureQuest or flash games on break at home, bypassing the school filters to do so (limited by free VPN bandwith) and play Bejeweleed on break as it was intsalled in the computer room computers [22:11:46] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> I remember walking into the library at lunch one day and every computer screen had a kid fighting a Frogzard [22:11:57] LOL, I killed loads of those as well [22:12:20] I got bored of grinding fights to gain level though [22:12:46] electric man was the hype at my school [22:13:14] oh my god adventurequest put me back in the shoes of 7 yr old me [22:14:49] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> Then RuneScape Classic got big too [22:15:24] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> I miss RSC. Didn't have good internet at home so me and my friend/neighbor would book computer time at the local public library to play RSC together [22:15:57] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> We botted our Fishing to the 80s prior to the first big bot ban wave, and we somehow didn't get banned [22:16:12] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> I still have my OG account [22:17:19] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> [1/2] I used to LOVE this game, Marble Drop [22:17:20] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1462209198363377764/win3x-marble-drop-screen.png?ex=696d5bef&is=696c0a6f&hm=f44d80ab41178d7185ab75fd9476b4b07a1ef9035ee0d1ce132357a1eaaf59b7& [22:17:45] <11.hydroxy.tetrahydrocannibinol> I'm only 38 but I feel so old ;_; [22:18:45] any of you were strike force heros people? [22:18:56] HELLL YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [22:19:05] I also played Runescape a lot, and Strike Force Heros, and Raze [22:19:10] globex? i dont like the sound of that [22:19:35] anyways sfh got a total remaster if you didnt know [23:03:50] [1/2] the mcu wiki customized their mobile view to look like minerva neue yet still stays on fandom [23:03:50] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1462220904045084703/image.png?ex=696d66d6&is=696c1556&hm=a246728a4725bdbffa8a9ba8ce06e57eca9d6fb45684262202d7f65ad463b40d& [23:16:19] peak