[00:11:32] gobsmacking [00:53:22] Great message! [01:03:33] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1463700584061341799/image.png?ex=6972c8e5&is=69717765&hm=ff0a12348bd53c9cfd82e8e91e2b3a63fe6e6ea70d35cc518284d165d30aa6f9& [01:03:36] webbed design [01:24:39] this is givin retro 90 vibes [01:24:39] i like it [01:24:42] back when the web had soul [02:18:51] Yo fellow people [02:25:32] hi+ [02:47:41] -# does it no longer have soul? [02:49:55] Dead Internet theory proponents would say so [03:12:38] Dead internet theory is so annoying because it started as stupid dehumanizing nonsense that managed to become somewhat true. [03:13:07] 🙁 [03:39:05] Agreed [03:43:07] 100% agreed as per above comment. [05:42:27] :SupportMH: per above comments [06:00:27] :SupportMH: idk [06:10:43] :Oppose: This feels funnier than continuing the chain [06:28:01] ± That's funny and boring [07:02:08] :SupportMH: why not [07:02:49] Plus or minus, didn't ask [07:09:41] **<:NeutralMH:900036508084498482> Abstain** due to COI [07:10:56] the claires are at war [07:56:41] Oh, no. [08:12:54] :StrongestSupportMH: [08:53:25] Comment: what is dead internet theory [08:55:11] I believe it's the theory that the internet is mostly bots and inactive accounts? But that could be wrong, I've never paid much attention to it. [08:57:31] oh there's even a wiki article on it [09:34:01] have yall seen this [09:34:01] https://fxtwitter.com/google/status/2014020819173687626 [09:40:38] ...aren't there regular SAT practice tests just available online?? [09:40:57] that you can just take yourself and grade yourself so you can see what you did wrong [09:41:07] that's what I did back in the ye olde days [09:49:33] i don't get none of these words [10:00:19] Standardised Assessment Tests are exams taken by uk 11 year olds. [10:01:09] And there's an easier set you do at 7, but I really hope 7 year olds won't be aware of AI practice tools. [10:01:35] Or people can ask a teacher. [10:01:37] oh this is about the UK SATs? [10:01:43] i thought this was about the US SATs [10:01:45] Oh, maybe not? [10:01:48] which are also standardized testing [10:01:56] but for high schoolers trying to get into college [10:02:05] I thought the US ones were called something else, [10:02:11] that's why i mentioned studying based on material, which most high schoolers can do [10:02:17] west coast is SATs, east coast is the ACTs [10:02:33] That would make more sense, I thought it was a bit weird to target 7 and 11 year olds. [10:02:37] don't know why they do it this way, but it depends on where your college is located [10:03:06] people trying to study abroad in america have to take these tests too, though i think from what i remember, SATs were more common to take overseas [10:03:22] (most schools accept both but west coast schools heavily prefer SATs and east coast ones heavily prefer ACTs...) [10:03:44] Weird. [10:03:59] yeah, they have different subjects too, and are graded on different scales [10:04:05] so some people take both just in case [10:07:33] they probably are [10:08:24] I can pretend. [10:28:11] Hi [14:34:46] hi [14:34:48] bye [14:41:52] [1/2] do you think im gonna have to walk 40 minutes to get home or if my sister will pick me up [14:41:52] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1463906517173539018/image_2026-01-22_094102740.png?ex=697388af&is=6972372f&hm=4def5b4ba00eeca74d335448d64b3a170b017557dabbe5e7f9e5935753af88c7& [14:42:29] twig is such a cool name /gen [14:43:50] it a shortcut of a nickname of a nickname [14:44:23] oh my god Twiglius Maximus the Treegiant, is that you? [14:45:41] https://tenor.com/view/night-in-the-woods-mae-nitw-absolutely-gobsmacking-gif-25092392 [15:16:17] im walking 40 minutes arent i [15:16:32] fuckin hell [15:30:21] The original version of the theory was basically “people that like sports and pop music must be bots because who actually likes that?” With some warnings against early LLM stuff. It evolved to be more relevant with the current state of social media but I think is still mostly overblown. [15:41:30] I went out yesterday but the bus didn't show up so I ended up walking for an hour [15:43:22] although I usually walk back unless it's raining so wasn't that bad [15:45:02] least you got your cadio in [15:45:17] ah fuck it im going on foot lemme search up military candence [17:40:39] I barely do cardio or walk but I never get fat..literally [17:41:35] i mean if you dont eat too much ofc not [17:42:17] Eh fair enough, my older brother eats twice as much as me so that’s why his belly is big lol [17:42:44] wanna bet I can outeat him [17:42:56] You can probably outeat me [17:43:35] Though you’ll most likely become fat for a women, I heard women are really careful about their weight and calories [17:43:40] sushi buffets fear me [17:43:52] nah my metabolism keeps me nice and thing [17:43:59] also just wtf is that statement [17:44:02] Oo nice, same here [17:44:14] Yeah, it is pretty rude(?) [17:44:24] yeah, quite so [17:44:28] I do a lot [17:44:37] Could’ve phrased that better mb [17:44:42] But not that much [17:44:58] I’m talking about videos of someone’s mukbang [17:45:16] dont tell anyone that they're not actually eating all that [17:45:17] Like 1 whole plate, that’s it [17:46:05] They would’ve die faster then skydiving without a parachute that’s for sure [17:46:19] gory gory, what a helluva way to die [17:46:24] overeating is a slow killer so i think thats wrong [17:46:38] Well, heart attack exists [17:46:51] yeah well i didnt die the last time i engulfed 3 big mac meals [17:46:52] But if you say so, I’m not a medical professional so [17:47:23] i just wouldnt recommend walking around half the city after that [17:47:24] I thought women cared about their weight [17:47:31] Wait why lol [17:47:39] hey listen mig bacs are good i cant blame you [17:47:47] my guy, have you thought about stopping with the sexism [17:47:48] True [17:48:22] [1/2] Yeah I’m just used to hearing my friends talk about it [17:48:22] [2/2] Now I can’t get that off 😭, sorry [17:49:02] Though why you didn’t recommend walking around half the city after eating lol [17:49:14] has a tendency of not staying inside [17:49:16] Did you…actually walked around half the city after eating? [17:49:32] I believe in you to be better. [17:49:53] would you want to walk around half the city when you're hungry? [17:50:50] I try to - but it does take some time, I’ll quit thinking about it eventually, after all I shouldn’t always assume every women watching their weights lol [17:51:36] [1/2] Well I would walk around half the city if I’m not hungry or full, just at the middle [17:51:36] [2/2] Though of course I would need a reason to go outside to do so lol [17:51:47] your friends dont seem like very good people [17:52:15] idk how you'd eat so much you can't even walk tbh [17:52:25] They’re at least nice to me, and do help me with stuff, in exchange I let them vent to me, I can listen at least [17:53:54] [1/2] How long does it take for you to walk half the city [17:53:54] [2/2] I swear I’m not even 1/10 of the way and I’m walking from school to home, taking at least 20-30 minutes… [17:54:45] like an hour and a half? [17:55:09] reminder that people are more than they are to you [17:55:09] That’s rather quick, actually [17:55:43] if you're in mississauga wihout a car you're running a long, long time [17:56:10] Yeah I know, once people tell you something wrong is right enough you tend to say it’s right, pretty sure brainwashing also works this way [17:56:42] soon I will start asking you about the numbers [17:56:45] Also what did you intend to say in #cvt @pskyechology [17:56:52] What numbers… [17:57:03] https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy%27s-fnaf-2-2-fnaf-two-gif-11358863639801502950 [17:57:04] Don’t tell me it’s that new gen brainrot [17:57:12] https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449 [17:57:27] 676767676767 [17:57:40] should I mute you for 6 or 7 days [17:57:51] /j btw [17:57:55] on the sixth day mute him for seven days [17:58:03] perfect! thanks [17:58:10] Noo!!! [17:58:14] [1/2] KILL ME!!! I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN SEEING THIS MEME!!! [17:58:14] [2/2] /j, I am not suicidal [17:58:22] Gg [17:58:23] https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115397000976928930/1219740246191902730/attachment-34-1.gif [17:58:31] Equal to 14 day mute [17:58:32] most reasonable reaction to internet memes [17:58:57] at your service [17:59:07] This reminds me a rather unpleasant situation earlier this month, I probably can’t mention it [18:00:41] trust me that is not a stranger to this server [18:01:01] Wait what? These type of situations are normal???? [18:01:05] Odd [18:01:32] well not normal normal just that it has happened before [18:01:50] Pretty sure trust and safety was involved [18:01:57] oh [18:02:00] okay nevermind [18:03:17] anyways im hungry as fuck i need to eat something [18:04:46] @pskyechology I’m curious what you would have typed there [18:04:50] they said one of side effects was appetite suppression!!! waaa!!! [18:05:07] adhd or depression meds? [18:05:11] adhd [18:05:25] nothing much [18:05:37] Oh alr [21:14:19] i don't watch my weight, but i do feel "huh, i'm fat -> wait no, i still look fairly hot, it's probably just societal beauty standards making me feel bad about myself -> does nothing" [21:14:45] my mother says that i'm overweight... but like, 65 kg @ 170 cm [21:14:53] i don't think i am, am i?? [21:14:58] the fuck [21:15:05] that's pretty normal [21:16:42] i would call that equippable [21:17:48] (who am I kidding i absolutely dont have the strength for that, no way im carrying her a meaningful distance) [21:17:52] bridal carryable [21:21:48] That's about 60% of the way through the healthy band of BMI [21:21:54] Which is a crappy scale [21:22:00] So basically a perfect weight [21:22:29] a thing about chinese families (at least mine) is that they keep commenting on a person's fuckin weight [21:22:54] mother is part chinese, so checks out [21:23:00] Anything between about 53 and 73kg is a healthy weight in theory for you @blankeclair [21:23:11] BMI is a crappy scale though [21:23:34] Being overweight or underweight isn't a bad thing [21:23:43] sometimes it feels like they have magical powers to tell a person's previous weight to now [21:24:22] like there was this person i didnt even know but was a family relative: "man you've gotten skinnier!" [21:24:43] mofo i dont even know you how the fuck did you know that 😭 [21:25:07] 57-77 would be the range for me and I'm 59. For most of my life I've been underweight and I'm fine. [21:26:42] i've been told that i've gotten taller while on hrt [21:26:46] like, sure [21:27:17] that's just the confidence [21:27:18] i think i shrank a little, but i didn't track start, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [21:27:24] HELL YEAH [21:27:32] and my parents took it away :( [21:27:46] well, lets take your parents away [21:28:08] to where is the question [21:28:12] I'm sure we can send the abduction squad [21:28:24] They finished with Petra and delivered him to Tech [21:28:25] we can finally use it for good, instead of evil [21:28:40] i'm told there's more deliveries waiting to be done [21:29:59] do we dump the parents in the ocean with concrete on their feet like we're a 1930s prohibition mafia [21:30:05] can the wtf pay for my uni tuition i wonder [21:30:39] I wish tbh [21:30:49] Sadly I need a house deposit this year [21:31:16] Little bit of a big purchase that [21:31:34] greedy rhinos stealing the budget for a damn house [21:31:42] i mean if we can all come live in there then im down [21:31:56] what mafia would execute someone in such an extravagant manner [21:32:00] @pskyechology can't afford the penthouse flat [21:32:11] You'll have to have a word with the bank if you want that [21:32:13] far easier to just hang them [21:32:17] you obviously havent tried fraud yet [21:32:35] the miraheze commune [21:32:46] Or maybe the developers and tell them that an extra bedroom adds like £100-150k each @pskyechology [21:32:49]