[01:01:17] i watched the markiplier movie [01:01:20] it was okay [01:01:33] if you like markipilier id recommend it [01:01:41] if you like good movies i wouldn't recommend it [01:18:27] theres a markiplier movie? [01:50:14] [01:50:28] zammies [02:47:18] [1/2] they added fucking syntax highlighting to the python repl wtf [02:47:18] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1466625792791412840/1769741233650.png?ex=697d6d35&is=697c1bb5&hm=ec71b44f454a54977de07461e847732c1b63c2881d3e82e3f35ce95ef370faec& [02:58:41] Link [02:59:40] <_chrs_, replying to blankeclair> pretty cool [03:01:03] AIs... are indeed fail-safe. I asked for generative images, and they always give me duplicates with no originality. 🤣 [03:01:19] <_chrs_, replying to bartomelow> [[w:List of Wikipedia controversies]] [03:01:19] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wikipedia_controversies [03:01:20] [03:19:24] ooo fancy [03:19:33] n pretty [03:27:38] I finally escaped the sysadmin dungeon. [03:27:42] I've been let go. [03:27:47] They no longer need a wiki. [03:27:55] 😎 [03:31:04] The freest wiki: the one you never have to build [03:48:03] I read that very wrong lmao [03:56:26] Lol. [04:22:24] i'm now curious :3c [04:32:11] @pskyechology i deny these false allegations on me!! grrr!!!! [04:34:57] at this moment i am assembling a horde of lawyers [04:35:01] like a literal horde [04:35:27] they gonna swarm rip down yo house [04:36:12] Counter-offer, one big lawyer, but they're the size and shape of a house [04:37:29] Objection, speculation [04:38:37] Oooh, their law firm's tagline could be 'the house always wins'. 😄 [04:38:49] im imagining a living house in a fancy suit [04:39:04] Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence [04:39:45] reminds me of adventure time xd [04:40:24] Now I'm imagining a haunted court bahaha [04:41:15] Oh no, help, I'm creating a new genre of internet [04:42:05] at least it's not brainrot [04:42:07] evil-ass lawyers shaped as infastructure [04:42:24] imagine them walking into courtrooms and obliterating the walls [04:42:29] ...claire, I have bad news. I'm pretty sure they make object-shaped brainrots [04:42:39] uh [04:42:40] what? [04:42:55] please do not remind me [04:45:01] (Old man voice) Back in my day we called those objectheads /silly [04:45:13] i'm too old for this, please eli60 [04:45:48] [1/2] Have this upsetting chair. Spoilers for those who don't want any part of this. [04:45:48] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1466655616658313448/SPOILER_530px-Barbirburborberbuuuuuuuuur.png?ex=697d88fc&is=697c377c&hm=6791d97c0714b255253482a67d62a0f7f04330fed53d415584c0db544ccad70e& [04:46:14] Disgusting [04:46:16] the ✨ ched ✨ ched [04:46:37] some insane nightmare potential coming with that [04:46:44] But yeah, that's basically the thing. I did already find a house version of this [04:46:47] imagine whispering into a person's ears as they sleep [04:47:16] now i'm curious [04:47:31] did y'all have a nightmare so bad that you woke up with a splitting headache? [04:47:58] Nah don't think I've ever had that [04:48:03] no, not me [04:48:11] Yes, but I'm of the opinion the nightmare was a symptom of a tension headache [04:48:56] [1/2] According to the third edition of the International Classification of Headache Disorders,[7] the attacks must meet the following criteria: [04:48:56] [2/2] A duration of between 30 minutes and 7 days. [04:49:05] apologies for those with seven day headaches [04:49:24] theres a specific classification for just headaches? [04:49:33] I do have a kool-aid man type mental image for this character, yes [04:49:35] oh, could be [04:49:45] i thought the icd would just simply handle that itself [04:49:55] Sounds like something only people who get headache chronicly would experience [04:50:20] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1466656755336613938/Screenshot_20260130-114956.jpg?ex=697d8a0b&is=697c388b&hm=996fb749aab07cf4f4f1c39296643f6abdae54e56f7b9b87a2c14831d4f83153& [04:51:19] uh [04:51:21] yikes [04:51:37] yeah, my brain came up with some trauma material [04:52:35] my nightmare before that one was me being assaulted with a gun in a train station [04:52:58] Correct. [04:53:09] Now I'm waiting if they want to archive the wiki or I can delete it. [04:53:12] 😏 [04:53:37] wikiteam3- [04:53:57] I swear to God if I delete it and then one moon later they contact me to host a new one. [04:53:59] Wtf [04:53:59] I will explode. [04:54:35] i do remember having a dream that was apparently stressful enough to where i could not fucking believe i was in a dream for a moment after waking up [04:55:24] When I have a stressful dream. It's usually about my times in the Atmy. [04:55:33] Which I just wake up mid dream. [04:55:37] And then "Fuck". [04:55:55] It sucks having those dreams. [04:56:01] No wonder people use sleeping pills. [04:56:02] No dreams, [04:56:04] No bullshits. [04:56:16] I once had a stressful dream and I realized was a dream, so I quit it like it was Animal Crossing New Horizons, sound effect played and everything [04:56:18] Omg hi Claire!!! [04:56:20] Guge fan!!! [04:56:24] hiiiii~ [04:56:46] Am no longer a sysadmin!!! I've been freed from my shackles! [04:56:59] yay!! [04:57:18] guess who almost scored for severe depression on a test recently~ [04:58:15] Woah. [04:58:22] i blame my parents [04:58:39] at least you can say you got a high mark on a test [04:58:47] LMAO [04:58:49] I never uh, took any depression tests nor uh. [04:58:53] Psych test. [04:59:04] I was supposed to take psych test. [04:59:14] When I was discharged from the Army. [04:59:17] So I never took it. [04:59:19] i take one from time to time to track my progress [04:59:32] my depression fucking cratered when i took hrt [04:59:42] and then rebound hard when my parents exist [04:59:46] my meeting with a psych was a bit weird [05:00:08] like she saw the symptoms of depression on the questionaire but didnt mention it [05:00:17] wat [05:00:22] and then on the second meeting she was like "is your mood better" [05:00:36] like mofo whyd you not mention it at the start 😭 [05:00:57] that reminds me, i prolly should seek out an adhd Dx [05:01:05] but i'll just... procrastinate on it... [05:02:00] iirc psychiatry is actually free in australia since its healthcare from a doctor [05:02:23] adhd diagnosis is not funded by medicare [05:02:36] only autism is if you're a child or some obscure shit [05:02:49] I got a pre-deployment psych and I was considered "fit for combat". [05:02:55] Fuck if I know what that means. [05:03:04] But the therapist was looking at me like I was insane. [05:03:15] Very memorable. [05:03:15] aw wtf that seems stupid [05:03:21] She patted on my shoulder. [05:03:23] And shit. [05:04:19] ikr [05:04:36] one psychiatrist wanted fucking school reports or no appt [05:04:38] like wtf [05:04:38] I’m crying what the heck [05:04:39] Do government ever pay for mental health? [05:04:45] They also don't pay for it here. [05:04:46] supposedly [05:04:56] we canucks get the diagnosis and anything psychiatry (minus meds) for free [05:04:58] Unless court mandated. [05:05:05] my therapist isn't on medicare (???) or something though, so no rebate here either [05:05:15] I don't think I get them for free here. I do get a veteran discount. [05:05:26] are you in the usa? [05:05:29] The only way to get one free is court-mandated. [05:05:31] Vietnam. [05:05:49] ah [05:06:00] Well, the Veteran discount is basically a free medical health card. Like insurance. The government pays for me. [05:06:12] they can't even fully pay me for my GP lmao [05:06:14] Well, they usually pay for health checkups. [05:06:18] WHAT [05:06:18] And treatment. [05:06:20] And medicines. [05:06:30] But they don't pay for mental health stuff. [05:06:35] THATS LIKE THE MOST BASIC HEALTH COVERAGE EVR [05:06:36] short consults have a ~$60 out of pocket cost [05:06:39] rebate $43.90 [05:06:57] every other trans friendly GP has approximately those costs as well [05:06:58] Our free healthcare only covers consults, treatment and everything else for general healthcare but not mental health. [05:07:08] Mental health is 100% on your dimes. [05:07:23] average asia moment [05:07:24] And dental (unless your government issued medical card has it covered). [05:07:33] man wtf is canadian universal healthcare that good or smth?? [05:07:40] Mental health? In asia? Hell nah. [05:07:51] It's Asia. Mental health is simply a skill issue. [05:08:09] my father thinks that autism is a disease 😩 [05:08:16] My country's universal healthcare covers EVERYTHING. Except mental health. That includes dental. [05:08:31] They would treat cancer and shit and government pays for it. [05:08:35] But mental health? HELL NO. [05:08:52] My mother thinks the same. [05:08:57] So is my older brother. [05:09:02] [1/2] i wonder [05:09:02] [2/2] what about estrogen [05:09:03] Well damn. Sorry for being AWESOME. [05:09:32] LGBT is hit or miss. The government doesn't want to talk about it. But some individuals have had it covered by the Government. [05:09:36] Meanwhile in the United States three shots costed me around$300 [05:09:40] do you want to hear an Amazing Theory from my mother btw? [05:09:46] Go on. [05:09:52] "okay we can do everything but depression? nah fuck off" [05:10:07] "Mental health? Skrill issue." [05:10:17] Your mother use DISCORD? [05:10:19] Holy shit??? [05:10:20] no [05:10:23] Oh. [05:10:28] it's a transcript i made [05:10:33] I see. [05:10:52] mental health being a skill issue implies the existence of competitive mental health [05:11:03] Correct. [05:11:13] somebody should write a book about that [05:11:15] like rcbg [05:11:27] that seems low from the horror stories ive heard in the us [05:11:29] My sergeant Major once joked about mental health in the Army. [05:11:40] "In civilian life, mental health is a problem, in the Army. It's a competition." [05:11:46] It can get much higher yes but it’s still absurd [05:11:55] "The more stupid the guy. The better." [05:12:01] "In the Army. We weaponise autism." [05:12:25] Is the 20 thousand dollars ambulance ride true? [05:12:29] like if you need heart surgery ur fucked either way from the debt or not taking the surgery [05:12:33] could you imagine the army having a required audhd Dx lol [05:13:03] I mean. The amount of people they recruit really makes you wonder if they really only select people with mental problems. [05:13:08] actually, how many eggs has the us military cracked i wonder [05:13:19] not in this administration [05:13:43] what about the required gender dysphoria screenings [05:13:59] oh shit that exists? [05:14:08] Yeah. [05:14:21] It varies but yeah it’s absurdly high. Last time I was in an ambulance my parents had to pay for it since I was out of a job and I never really wanted to ask th price. [05:14:22] As somebody who served. I kinda agree with that mindset in the Army. [05:14:30] I prefer my Army to be full of idiots. [05:14:38] Not people who can think. [05:14:53] https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5303059-military-adds-gender-dysphoria-screening-to-troops-annual-physical-amid-transgender-ban/ [05:15:01] "do, don't think" iirc? [05:15:03] touche [05:15:04] And unfortunately, LGBT people can think and are usually smarter than average rednecks. [05:15:20] When you're a service member. You don't think. You do. [05:15:27] You don't consider yourself a person, [05:15:30] You're a tool. [05:15:47] A tool that can be easily replaced, too. [05:16:04] sounds like a dehumanisation fanfic, jesus chriat [05:16:13] I think we should ban LGBT from the Military. Not because of sexism but because y'all don't deserve to be dehumanised. [05:16:31] Ask anybody who served. [05:16:33] The story is true. [05:16:34] might as well ban everyone from the military [05:16:39] oh, i know one [05:16:41] Most people who sign up, [05:16:47] Knows what they signed up for. [05:16:53] We joke about it by saying, [05:16:59] "We sold our soul to the government." [05:17:04] no conscription? [05:17:10] It's like selling to the demon. [05:17:18] But you get nothing beneficial. [05:17:35] Conscription is a thing here but most people can avoid it by simply going to college. [05:17:46] Except going to one here is a national exam and if you're stupid (like me). [05:17:52] You fucking FAIL your entrance exam. [05:17:54] oh [05:18:33] dorley hall, except it's a lot less fun [05:18:42] with all that shit i bet you dont even get good benefits [05:18:46] My friend once said, [05:18:57] Selling your soul to the Government is like selling it to the devil. [05:19:02] Except the cons outweigh the pros. [05:19:09] free healthcare (excl mental health, of course) [05:19:25] Free healthcare, free education for your entire family... [05:19:48] sounds run of the mill [05:19:49] Oh and a very fancy "thank you for your service" card. [05:19:55] Oh and pension. [05:19:56] Like, [05:19:59] 6 grand a month. [05:20:12] do the family members get the benefits after or during the military [05:20:45] Both. [05:21:02] [1/2] hm [05:21:03] [2/2] how common are suicides in the military [05:22:03] It's kinda dumb cause education is free in Vietnam. but only advanced courses like gradschool or very niche shit that isn't covered by the government. Or expensive private schools. [05:22:25] No clue. Vietnam keep tight lips on that. [05:22:28] My unit had like, [05:22:30] boo [05:22:31] 4 cases. [05:22:41] 27 out of 100 thousand in the canadian army [05:22:42] https://www.canada.ca/en/department-national-defence/corporate/reports-publications/health/2024-report-on-suicide-mortality-in-the-caf-1995-to-2023.html [05:23:07] if thats just your unit i dont want to imagine the whole armed forces [05:23:14] Usually our commissar solution to suicidal guys is to force them to use a knife to clear out Vietnam War-era minefields. [05:23:21] it's probably not foxxcon level [05:23:28] "If you want to die, die helpful." [05:23:40] That’s cold [05:23:44] Our tactic to those guys is to uh, [05:23:55] Scare them. [05:23:56] In my unit case, it worked 3 times. [05:24:07] The last guy was like, "Bring it on." [05:24:13] He lived. Though. [05:24:14] hmm, would it be a painless death [05:24:21] Yes. [05:24:27] In Movie. Mines don't explode. [05:24:31] i might consider it [05:24:34] In real life. It's instantaneous. [05:25:22] I mean. We have a commissar. That's already cold as fuck. [05:27:11] This topic is admittedly pretty touchy for me ||my navy cousin killed himself a few years ago|| [05:27:19] In their logic. "They don't have balls to die." So they use scare tactics to make them regret it. [05:27:26] ah, sorry... [05:28:11] That sucks. Hate it that it happened to my fellow brothers and sisters who served. My condolences. [05:28:29] But yeah. The Military is very dehumanising. The training is to dehumanise you. [05:28:35] yikes im sorry to hear that [05:28:45] That's why in civilian life. You have to sort of rejoin society. [05:28:57] reminds me of prison [05:29:03] In a way, yes. [05:29:14] Of course there are dudes who love wars. Rare. But they exist. [05:29:21] But most folks just in it for the benefits. [05:29:27] And get out scarred or broken. [05:30:32] and that reminds me of myself who is planning to join the caf [05:31:25] does this count as an 8 on the suicide scale i wonder [05:31:56] but i do have to imagine that a modern force would be a bit better [05:33:31] amazing find [05:35:17] Ha! Hey. Enlistment is a choice. [05:35:26] The helldivers 2 trailer summarise it really well: [05:35:31] Do you have the courage to do it? [05:35:37] Cause it's a life-changing decision. [05:35:48] It's not like "What breakfast should I have today." [05:35:57] This choice will change your life. FOREVER. [05:38:24] for the better or worse? we will eventually find out [07:27:19] oh yeah, I've heard of that game lol [07:27:19] https://braziliandrugdealer.wiki.gg/wiki/BRAZILIAN_DRUG_DEALER_3 [09:36:34] i love games like that [10:27:11] haha yeah [11:17:03] THERES A WIKI FOR THIS?? [11:17:15] yup [11:17:22] i hate this [11:33:04] I love this [11:33:09] because knowledge is invaluable [11:33:13] even for something niche and goofy [11:42:17] there's a female standing urination wiki [12:04:57] that knowledge is not invaluable [12:21:17] who are we to judge the value of knowledge [12:21:32] all knowledge is valuable for it is knowledge [12:21:48] perhaps not to you, but to someone else [12:25:43] you may be surprised [12:28:02] https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1hfntml/how_to_pee_standing_up_a_tutorial/ [12:30:42] No [12:30:47] i think he was saying it was valuable [12:31:19] nvm forgot what invaluable meant [12:34:54] Yeah no im saying i really did not need to know that [12:40:03] claire [12:48:59] fantastic read thank you claire [12:49:07] you're welcome [12:49:20] idk why it's flaired nsfw ^^; [12:49:37] from what i can tell, there's not really any nsfw parts [12:51:41] clearly this knowledge will be very useful to me [14:20:36] Just won $2,500 on KAIWIN.CC with promo code: GIFT 💰💸 @everyone [14:24:48] If you're talking about the female standing urination wiki, I'd agree [14:25:28] But at least one person out there has this odd interest of documenting women urinating while standing, soooo... [15:16:05] [1/2] #toopassionate [15:16:05] [2/2] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/615786602454581249/1466814232111874121/image.png?ex=697e1cb5&is=697ccb35&hm=0d3cca600cb4c56b777033e59b04a571d71564225eeb1a7a19cde24a59a3d66e& [15:45:13] Bahaha [15:45:29] It must make sure you know you made one thousand edits [15:51:37] Omg my wiki will have been on Miraheze for one year tomorrow [15:52:35] 💀 [15:53:10] omg early congrats !! [15:54:32] Thank you :D [23:03:34] Bruh [23:24:17] wait theres a whole wiki dedicated to just that? [23:24:35] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391666892170723450/1409776486218596382/attachment.gif [23:28:53] https://femalestandingurination.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page [23:43:11] well my internet search history will never be the same ever again [23:44:16] It’s not worth it man ;-; [23:44:21] Or is it? [23:44:26] I’m too scared to go in directly [23:47:17] all you need to do is delete it from your search history easy [23:51:15] but what awbout the rowter historwyyyyyy..... [23:51:29] idk how to get to the router in the first place [23:52:42] its all tame, no images [23:56:54] it's just peeing?? [23:58:08] It’s front page says trans rights [23:58:16] :transheze: [23:58:51] it def has the vibe of a well-meaning cis woman trying to accomodate trans men [23:59:12] some of the language is too gender-specific, but i don't wanna make too many changes 'cause i'm not a trans man [23:59:33] also, how do you deal with the language for a female urination device and a stand-to-pee packer